Suburban Dictionary

Henry told us a really good story this morning.  (As opposed to the story he told about having already brushed his teeth.  Dear Henry, morning breath will always give you away.)  The gist of the story was that once upon a time, a little boy named Henry and his mama and his daddy went to the circus.  All sort of things were there, but the main attraction was a rhinostronaut. 

rhinostronaut: (noun) massive powerful herbivorous odd-toed ungulate of southeast Asia and Africa having very thick skin and one or two horns on the snout and equipped for space exploration

Funny kid.  I love you.